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Bending my gravy/you've bent my gravy is an expression used mainly in the UK, similar to saying "you're pissing me off"
1: "you're playing your music too loud it's really bending my gravy"
2: "okay sorry I'll turn it down"
1: when you fill one of your partner’s holes with gravy and then stick your penis in it.
2: a state of happiness or fulfillment, usually expressed by southern gentlemen.
Jacob dipped his biscuit in a gravy swamp.
When you have anal sex while your partner has diarrhea. Once the spew is loose, you take your penis and smear it all over your partners butt cheeks
"I wanted to do anal last night but she was sick, so she gave me biscuits and chocolate gravy instead..."
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Parking Lot Gravy is the code word for a gangbang that occurs in Canada. Maple syrup is usually involved.
Laird invited us to parking lot gravy. He promised maple syrup would be involved.
A porous set of gravy filled gloves that when used properly, increases the value of chicken.
Squeezing chicken while using your gravy gloves instantly increases both the flavor and value of any chicken.
I just applied pressure to this chicken while wearing my Gravy-gloves™, and my life has never been better!
When someone goes down on your balls (Biscuits) until you spew (Gravy).
Gloria from the Waffle House lapped on my biscuits until I gave her some gravy. Ain't nothing she likes better in the morning than Biscuits -N- Gravy, a real breakfast in bed.
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To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.
"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.
Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?
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