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Acts like he is 16, but really he is a fetus. Thinks he is a "musician" and "songwriter" when all he can come up with in a song is a dirty unwashed sweatshirt.
You are being a big jacob sartorius, chill fam
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The coolest person in the world, he has a huge cock and can have sex with any girl he wants.
Girl: damn jacob terry was good last night.
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A scary looking elf who tries to put on extremely red blush but fails.
He's 13 yet lyrics in his song say "and by the way I really like the way you move it".
A kid that fails at writing songs.
A kid that asks random fans for nudes.
A kid that has his voice edited to sound like he's actually gone through puberty.
A kid that made a song about a sweatshirt.
Blind girls: Oh my lord Jacob Sartorious is so frickin' gorgeous, he's my life!
Stable girls: Are you blind??!!
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Talentless little boy with elf ears who thinks he can sing but sounds like a dying cow.
Omg you are such a little Jacob Sartorius
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A person who lives in Tennessee that is extremely dumb in the brain.
Opening a coke can is so easy Jacob Hicks can do it.
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Fuck boy lookin ass alpha that gets all duh pussy from being a rich
White girl trash: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!! I love Jacob Sartorious and his girl face and screeching noises.
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A condition in which a male best friend of a girl is in love with said girl, but is constantly shot down or ignored in favor of other men. When he does finally get a chance to admit his feelings, he is most often rejected in favor of being 'just friends' and will never get a chance to be with the girl again. There is no cure for Jacob Syndrome except to somehow find a girl you are even more in love with.
Joe: Olivia, I love you, and I always have.
Olivia: But Joe, I just want to be friends. Can't you understand?
Joe: Fucking Jacob Syndrome.
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