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A human that many mistake as a dildo
And that would explain his fan base of horny teen girls
Jake Paul is a dildo
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A Youtube "celebrity" whose primary demographic encompass young children, often under the age of 12 with some exceptions.
Paul's fame originates from the former social media website Vine, an application which allowed for users to share 6 second videos. As such, he has little talent, as he was not an individual who utilized the application to showcase his video editing prowess, nor did he utilize it to showcase any sort of actual talent he had.
As of late, Jake Paul's fame has been derivative of creating drama related videos, and committing crimes, such as breaking into a sibling's house to steal his dog, and somehow he hasn't been arrested, proving that if you're famous, your exempt from the law in the United States.
John knew that the Youtube comment came from a young child when he read "fuck you! Jake Paul is really cool guy!"
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Some kind of fuckboy on Youtube who still dabs and made a terrible music video named "It's Everyday Bro".
Fangirl: OMG, I LOVE JAKE PAUL!!! I DAB ON THEM HATERS EVERYDAY, DADDY--
Me: //dying noises
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a fat fag who does things for fame money and Views and he doesn't love his fans at all and nobody should watch him he should have 0 subscribers and he should get his channel taken down nobody likes his ugly fat headass
" the haters dabbed back Jake Paul "
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A up and coming gay porn star, he has starred in such classics as "Jake Loves Miami" and " Taking Valve up from behind".
Jake Paynes has fetish for Invader Zim
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An internet sensation where no one knows how this little prick got famous
saves people for views & to change his appearance online
Jake Paul is one of those children who had no friends while growing up & was shoved into a locker at least once
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noun- a leathery, crotchety, seasoned firefighter that believes he/she is God's gift to creation due to his/her experience and knowledge gained while working in the greatest profession on earth. AKA: the best job in the world.
noun- a disorder suffered by firefighters, sometimes called "Salty Jake Syndrome".
Signs and symptoms of being a salty jake are the following :
1. Crusty, dented, scorched helmet (suddenly appears after 1 year on the job)
2. Dirty, stinking Bunker Gear with rips and tears all over
3. Sudden appearance of station uniforms resembling a domicile challenged individual
4. White officer devices that suddenly, over night, become charred and covered in soot
5. Waxing poetically about rubber coats and hip boots, (In spite of the fact of not being on the job when they were worn)
6. Entitlement attitude (this job owes me)
7. All stories begin with; "We had a Job", "Remember how it used to be", "This is how we do it here", "That company sucks", etc......
8. And the ultimate sign - a bushy mustache
My Knowledge of the fire service has been forever expanded by the vast influence of the salty jakes that I work with.
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