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The sexiest crab man to ever live and owner of Don’s Crabs. Is the only man to ever be born with
Jeff Hubbard is such a sexy motherfucker. I wanna suck his crab claw dick so bad. Danelle is such a lucky woman.
Owner of Don’s crabs Towson. Is the only man to ever be born with a 25 pound cock. Spent 7 years in federal prison for crab trafficking.
Jeff hubbard is such a sexy motherfucker. Danelle is such a lucky woman. I just wanna suck his crab dick.
See all those girls over there? Jeff Lizak fucked them all.
The sweetest, kindest, most loving person you'll ever meet. Strong, rugged, and handsome to boot!! Possibly perfect husband and father material!
Willow: Did you see that Jeff Luke??
Rebeka: Yeah!!! I think he might be the one for me!!
One who possesses the talent of kirkbuzzery.
Jeff was in the office with his boss and kirkbuzzed him. It caused a pleasurable orgasm. Jeff Ball has it.
Just like the Boss of El Jefe but with an extra F for “Fuck Yeah” as in a good boss who has your back.
We used to work for Erik who was an apple polisher, but now we work for Brandon, who always has our backs as a real El Jeffe.
Student: Hey did you do that essay for Mr. Podolski?
Other Student: No I was too busy not giving a fuck about kings and shit.
Student: Yeah jeff podolski a big fucking waste of time.