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When you have a mixed shot of Tanqueray and Sailor Jerry and bust a nut on the first person you see, regardless of age, disability or race.
Pedro: What's the plan tonight peeps?
Langerz: Not sure mate, could go for a swift one.
Obarz: Nah boys, we're going for Tanque-Jerry's tonight.
Orivia: What's a Tan...
ALL: FUCK YEEEEEEEE
*all males proceed to engage in harmonious chant*
When the pile of blankets in your friends room, whos name is jerry, is dirty.
"dirty jerry" (upsettingly)
If you're reading this then go back to doing fabio with whatever her and is
Hi Jerry how's it going
You and a friend partake in jizzing in a bucket load after load for a month. You then set up a booby trap for someone where you then dump the bucket on your vitcim. you take turns now on your sticky victim and or friend finishing on him possibly even going for a sploodge monster on him. Then stick him on a wall and let it crust to end it off.
Owen: man i really wanna pull a moist jerry on jerry himself.
Jefferson : I’ve already done a 5 gallon bucket myself im down.
Jerry: dudeeeee whattt is wrong with you what the flip.
Such a goddess that people act cute around her in order to speak to her. Is a future K-pop idol, just doesn't know it. Has really cute cheeks, but don't let her cuteness trick you she may be a snacc, but she attacc. Just give her your love and support. Does not like to lend her things!
Oh my god, she's such a Jerry King ( meaning that she's a goddess).
An Asian Woman Equivalent of a Mary Sue. Unlike a Mary Sue, These people are real and their either raised by Furious Tiger moms on drugs, Fathers who sell their daughters for money or Think everything is perfect and anyone who disobeys them either become Homeless or Abandoned. Sometimes, These people have self-Esteem issues and call most relatives a jerk but not realizing that Nothing is perfect in the world except them. Usually found in some parts of the western World, Thinking life is not fair or been butthurt by everyone who isn’t Perfect or reasonable. Sometimes, You can find these people selling Houses or even at your own workplace. like SJWs, They’ll cry and become a snowflake even if it’s something They didn’t intent to do! Unlike SJWs, they usually don’t fight back but complain and blame others every single day.
Lady 1: Hey, Anna Have you heard of this New Relator? I heard she one of them!
Anna: Oh, You mean a Jerry Chung! These women are known to be batshit crazy!
Lady 1: Let’s steal her Lunch, and replace it with whole hearty Western food.
*Half an Hour Later*
Asian Woman: *opens Lunch Box* WTF? This isn’t the Thai Food I had this morning. This is bullshit, who the hell Did this.
Anna: Um hey, Since Your new here That lady over there kind stole your lunch.
Lady 1: Oh Shit, well it’s true I’ve been craving Thai Food fo a while. You snooze, you lose bitch.
Asian Woman: You piece of shit, How dare you replace my Lunch like this. Fuck you and Your workplace.
The Boss: Woah, such Profanity.... You Jerry Chung, gtfo of my office and don’t ever come back!
Jerry Chung: Fuck....... Now I’m the bitch to Blame? This is Bullshit!
the former Cincinnati mayor and talk show host, died Thursday at his home in the Chicago area after a brief illness, according to his family. He was 79.
Jerry Springer Dead At 79, What?