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Nathan X Jessica, another two lovebirds in our class, or is that not?
David: Finally Nathan gets his karma. Nathan X Jessica!
Nathan: Why me?
Angelo: Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Alex: Broski.
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The "condition" suffered women who are widely regarded by women and gay men as being beautiful and stylish, but are recognized by straight men as being quite homely and totally unappealing.
Madonna is one of several celebrities who suffers from Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome.
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When an obviously unattractive or disfigured celebrity is heralded by quotidian females as the pinnacle of beauty much to the bemusement of heterosexual males.
Jim: Man, I just had a terrible blind date set up by your girlfriend. She claimed that she was hot, but when I sat down, all I saw was an anorexic harpy with a botched nose job.
Johnny: You're a victim of the Sarah Jessica Parker effect.
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To be a total stuck up self centred mutt who only thinks of themselves, usually has multiple sexual partners and diseases and has no self respect, must be very judgemental of all around and blames all for own mistakes.
"Fuck she is A Jessica Sophie Spencer no one likes her cause she fucks all the boys in town"
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When someone gets shot, people often say they got smoked, thus someone smoking on an "Opp" pack is literally saying they're killing them. Opp is short for opposition (enemies), while pack is referencing weed. When someone have a pack of weed, they might name it after a dead opp before they smoke it.
Yeah bro I was smokin da Jessica pack.
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its history had moved all, then he discovers that it was false..
.. bronze medal but you/he/she has not shot a hit, yet a true hero and she, her is hero from the moment in which to definite to decline the admiration that the Americans had for her in exchange for the truth.. she is a true hero
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the most amazing girl in the world! I'm so lucky to have her in my life, she makes me so happy. I can't stand when she's not happy because she's to beautiful to be frowning. I would do anything for her on any day.
Guy 1: whoevers dating Jessica Ann Nichole Hilton is the luckiest guy in the world!
Guy 2: I know!
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