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Sir Johnson

The most handsome guy someone will ever meet. He is caring, shy, and willing to do anything for someone who he cares for. He's strong and very athletic. He is sexy but doesn't show it off. The kind of guy any girl would love to have.

Sir? Sir Johnson?

Oh Sir. He's great.

by Tatiana Smith December 12, 2008

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Borris Johnson

A very lonely man who likes to spend hours making his hair perfect.

Borris johnson is a nut-job

by the masked god April 11, 2021

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Grant Johnson

Grant is usually a Blond male who enjoys spending his time playing football and using doctor squash. He is very hot and irresistible. A true ladies man that does not like playing baseball

My friend, Grant Johnson, is a real funny dude no kizzy

by Godisagreatman April 28, 2021

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billy johnson

slang for "blow job"

My girlfriend just gave me the best Billy Johnson I've ever had!

by Reba johnson February 2, 2017

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Erika Johnson

Erika Johnson is a dumb-dumb who spends too much time on Urban Dictionary searching up her cousins' names. Erika Johnson is also a term to describe being really confused and having no idea what is going on, as well as occasionally falling down and losing all brainpower for days, even weeks at a time.

She pulled an Erika Johnson in the Apple Orchard and abandoned her family and got lost for weeks, although her way cooler brother didn't care because she was such an Erika Johnson.

by Really sick bro January 6, 2018

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johnson-juggling

The act of stimulating a penis through mechanical hand motion. More often than not it denotes the stimulation of one's own penis by one's own hand, but it can also be used to describe the stimulation of the penis by the hands of a second party of the female gender.

1. Thadeus: ''Shit, man! I gotta put a stop to all the johnson-juggling. This is the 6th time this year I've had to get my spectacles prescription renewed''.

Alvin: ''I know, let's invent the 'johnson-juggling challenge!''

Thadeus: ''What the hell's that!?''

Alvin: ''Well basically it requires one to punish himself for any acts of johnson-juggling that he indulges in. The punsihment is that for each act of johnson-juggling that one indulges in, one must buy his opponent in the johnson-juggling challenge a beer at the next meeting''.

Thadeus: ''Awesome. Let's do it.

Note. Thadeus was tighter than 2 coats of paint. There was no way he was going to be buying Alvin beers. But...he was an honest guy so he just quit the johnson-juggling and saved himself the cash. IMPORTANTLY acts of johnson-juggling performed by a female are unpunishable.

by Papa J-Bomb January 3, 2011

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Jack Johnson

A whiny Bitch with a guitar that every one loves for being trendy.

Jack Johnson is a Douche

by Jak6508 January 28, 2010

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