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"That's what she said" with "That's what Kelly said"
Men poking Girl with Pencil.
Girl:If you poke me with that one more time, I'll snap it in half.
Boy: That's what Kelly said
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Kelly is honestly really cool, although she’s on the fence about 80s music and her favorite color is white. She really likes jokes about Nazis and the gays. No matter what she’ll say that she sounds like a dude and looks like a rat. But honestly my ender pearls that only land in cute girls dms always be landin in her dms so what’s up
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Also known as "KDNT", pronounced "K-Don't". Stands for a stupid whore who is the most hypocritical woman on Earth. A KDNT person likes to have sex and boast about it to everyone she knows.
Farmer 1: My wife was fuckin' my crops, she's such a KiDon't..
Farmer 2: Yeah, hillybill.. what a Kelly Dawn Nicole Thomas.
Farmer 1: Word, rednecker.
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A white teenage girl who only listens to Machine Gun Kelly because they think he is "cute". Not one rapper would ever be a MGK fan.
Those girls at Starbucks are definitely Machine Gun Kelly fans.
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When ones form teacher requests ones contact book and one does not reveal ones order marks.
"sir i havent done anything"
"stop talking!"
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The art of pulling a Kelly is going out on the town the night before a morning shift at work but still making it into work, no matter the state you are in.
“No wonder Richard looks so rough this morning, he’s pulling a Kelly”
Jhon Kelly is a sweet nice guy, very sensitive. Their attitude suck but they are very caring. He is most likely to be a Virgo because he is very sarcastic and hot head. Great in bed, Good at Lying and a amazing fvck buddy. If you know anybody named Jhon kelly take care of them but always try to keep them in ur good side because they are reckless, petty and careless to those he doesn’t care about.
Don’t be so dramatic, don’t be a Jhon kelly today.