A white teenage girl who only listens to Machine Gun Kelly because they think he is "cute". Not one rapper would ever be a MGK fan.
Those girls at Starbucks are definitely Machine Gun Kelly fans.
When ones form teacher requests ones contact book and one does not reveal ones order marks.
"sir i havent done anything"
"stop talking!"
When you let shawty shower you with her liquid during intercourse.
A trash ass teacher that 100% doesn't care about her students at all. And she gets triggered all the damn time.
Im Kelly Foster and im a Hoe.
He is the greatest teacher to walk the earth and always has his favorite kids in advisory.
Hey mr kellly we love you
Thanks dick kelly
Crazy bitch,
300 pound dudes commonly pass out in her bed,
can “quit nicotine cold turkey”
“Do you know Kelly Robertson”
“yeah I slept in her bed last night”
The art of pulling a Kelly is going out on the town the night before a morning shift at work but still making it into work, no matter the state you are in.
“No wonder Richard looks so rough this morning, he’s pulling a Kelly”