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"That's what she said" with "That's what Kelly said"
Men poking Girl with Pencil.
Girl:If you poke me with that one more time, I'll snap it in half.
Boy: That's what Kelly said
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Kelly is honestly really cool, although she’s on the fence about 80s music and her favorite color is white. She really likes jokes about Nazis and the gays. No matter what she’ll say that she sounds like a dude and looks like a rat. But honestly my ender pearls that only land in cute girls dms always be landin in her dms so what’s up
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Also known as "KDNT", pronounced "K-Don't". Stands for a stupid whore who is the most hypocritical woman on Earth. A KDNT person likes to have sex and boast about it to everyone she knows.
Farmer 1: My wife was fuckin' my crops, she's such a KiDon't..
Farmer 2: Yeah, hillybill.. what a Kelly Dawn Nicole Thomas.
Farmer 1: Word, rednecker.
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A white teenage girl who only listens to Machine Gun Kelly because they think he is "cute". Not one rapper would ever be a MGK fan.
Those girls at Starbucks are definitely Machine Gun Kelly fans.
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When ones form teacher requests ones contact book and one does not reveal ones order marks.
"sir i havent done anything"
"stop talking!"
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Kelly is the second name of many inbreds. If you know one, you might also notice that they're ugly as fuck. I tend to stray from Kelly's but sometimes being beside them makes me feel more confident and handsome.
KELLY! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING UNDER MY BED!?
A guys name his parents gave him cuz they were too high to think of s real Boys name..
Have u met that Kelly dude? U mean chick.. noo he's a dude:0