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the one that has sex under the table during the day
wife: hey you want to kevin
husband: YES!!!!!!
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your teacher that acts like a 16 but is ur teacher....
"im 185lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal"-kevin 2k17
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a man who wears glasses. But for some reason he thinks he is sexy af but is really not someone you want to look at. He also has a taste for adventure and testing people. A recent example of that is spending 280$ on a Carey Price picture. Even thou he knew his wife would be deeply disappointing in him like most of his decisions cause on a regular basis. He also has three sons. He always calls the middle one the favorite to boost his confidence. But, when elfie looks at them he knows Nona's and cecilia's favorite son is Sebastian.
Your're such a Kevin
( a word used to show great disappointment in someone by calling them that)
It is usually referred to as a k-word and should never be said in front of someone below 14 years old.
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Someone who is being rude.
Originally derived from the word 'rudd', after former Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd. The term later evolved to 'kevin'.
"Thats a bit kevin, mate!"
Or,
Somebody says something you don't like: "Kevin!"
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to fuck with someone you shouldn't: underage girls, employees that are doing their job well Already, etc
"Did you hear about that 17 yr old that made out with the much older guy?"
"Yeah man. Bitch got Kevinized"
"Hey, can you do this extra task for me that's not really necessary but I'm under the impression is Essential to this getting done?"
"This guy is a kevinizing rampage today"
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kevin is a guy that totally sucks massive dick at all sports and his head flops around like a fuckin retard when he runs. he consumes massive amounts of dollar general and pizza sticks giving him the power to perform ultra gay activities with his epileptic dog also he thinks he can fight but even his trans-sexual brother can beat him up.he tries to compare himself to his awesome friends like wyatt and mack who get more pussy than he could ever imagine,but he really just has a bowl cut and cries every time anyone calls him fat which is the truth because he is like 200 pounds over weight he is known to most people as a poor ass or a kev-jizz he likes to tell people he plays basket ball really good but he actually sucks dick really good just ask Sheldon his fagget accomplice in the gay arts also known to us total bad asses as a shell-douche and there was this kid named austan but we wont get into that ,lets just say he was an even bigger fag until kevins ass swollowed him. he is also know to like cereal boxes ALOTTTTT !!!!!!!!!
guy1: hey look at that poor ass
guy2:oh him thats kevin
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