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This is when you're having sex with your girlfriend, and when you pull out to finish, her cats enter the room and you accidentally jizz all over her cats.
Friend 1: Last night i was having sex with the girlfriend, but when I pulled out to cum on her chest, her cats got in the way and I got cum all over them.
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten
The moment you stand up wipe and walk away and the invisible mother cat licks your ring and out pops more poop
Bob thought he was done but then the kittens whisper happened
mma equivalent of a ring rat, buckle bunny, or mud cricket. typically in tight clothes and looking to hook up with a competitor.
did you see those cage kittens following him after the fight?
Like a Badge Bunnie but for Correction’s Officers. Crazy bitches who like you because you might know a serial killer.
Jamie’s new girlfriend is a hard core Cage Kitten.