An individual who appears to know the answer to everything, or to be sufficiently well versed in the art of bullshitting to give the illusion that they do. Over time such individuals can become highly revered in society, attaining influential positions and status.
Employee 1 - "Beardie, you old fuckwitt, what does this document mean?"
Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"
An amazing 24 hour period where anyone is allowed to grab anyones knob and bollocks (Dick). Take advantage of this day for it only comes once a year on april 16
Hey are you gonna participate in National Grab knob and bollocks day?
Someone who bites off a mans penis
Holy shit Sarah is a knob chopper, she bit David’s dick off
Lesly: I love knob zooing with ash, katie, and han. they're the best .
An act of someone being really annoying and in your grill.
1. Stop slobbin on mah knob!
2. He texted me last night and was totally slobbin on mah knob!
3. Seriously, slob on mah knob.
An uncircumcised man's smegma crusted penis
When I asked you for a knob of cheese I didn't expect you to pull that nasty thing out!
A non-amourous visitor to one's nether regions
There was nothing left of me after that knob gobbler gobbled my knob.