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A small town in the desert of California where everyone literally KNOWS everyone! The only things to do out there are rock climbing or seeing how many times u can walk the length and width of the town in a day.
Lake Los Angeles :What's that speck on the map between Victorville and Palmdale /Lancaster??
Oh that's just Lake LA, but mind u there ain't no lake and it ain't LA!!
A girl who parties every weekend kissing their friends' boyfriends or fucking them. They're more fake than their eyebrows and you should never trust an ol bad because she backstabs you sooner or later. Usually every guy wants them because they know how easy she is but she usually will always cheat on him at the next party she finds. Never trust an ol bad because they take your clothes and won't give them back
Guy 1, "she's easy, I'm going to grow feelings for her and then I'll get cheated on but I'll keep going back to her bc she's easy"
Guy 2, "can I share?"
Guy 3, "yes me too"
Guy 1, "must be onion lake bads"
Guy 2, "he/she is!"
Girl 1, "she just kissed my boyfriend and we were friends"
Girl 2, "must be an ol bad"
The act of taking a guy to a lake, killing him, and dumping his body in the lake water.
Matt: "I really don't like the way Craig talks to me.."
Charlie: "If I was you I'd just take him to the Lake"
Matt: "Good idea.."
you know you go to long lake when :
- you put nutella on everything
- you long for pizza night
- you are either gay, rich, foreign, or jewish
- you live for bagel sunday
- there’s one kid in your bunk who gets the entire bunk sick
- you cry on hell night
- you LOVE aaron abs and owen creative writing
- the meatloaf tastes suspicious and they did sweeney todd last session
- you’ve seen tommy at least 3 times
- you know every word to camp rock and high school musical
- when an upper stone/herm 1 kid yells “no cuts!” but you yell back “cit cuts” even tho you’re not a cit
- you drink the enhanced water
- your bunk is a shitshow
- when you wonder why makii doesn’t choreograph any numbers for the dance show
- you miss dublin
- you come back with an entirely new vocabulary/accent
- all your friends are crazy talented
- you lose all your socks by the end of camp
- the word “sports” haunts you
- will fencing = bae
- you get sick right before your show
- you know where urinetown is
- when you get yelled at while trying to go to the fuck shack
- you’ve been branched
- you’ve had a laundrytastrophy
- you know all the calls during announcements
- you hate at least one of your counselors/unit leaders
jeff scares you
- you HAVE hooked up at camp (don’t deny it, everyone’s done it.)
- literally none of your counselors are from america
- you put on some POUNDS at camp
- you get campsick the day after camp ends because you miss all your best friends :(
long lake camp is my favorite place on earth.
Lake Worth Texas is mainly known for Best Buy, pill poppers, and loose white women.
Kenny: hey do you want to go to Lake Worth Texas?
Mario: no I don't need anything from Best Buy.
The act of snorting cocaine off a man's erect penis.
Where's my man today? Oh he's at home in bed he was out late doing Lake Erie Pipeliners last night.
a high school in michigan where everyones parents make 6 figures or more. 95% of the school has a breeze. everyone dresses like basic bitches or full on cosplayers that will hug for 5 minutes straight just smelling each others hair. the boys bathroom and locker rooms are only for hotbboxing and fights. white people act black, black people act like white people, and the white boys will say slurs you've never even heard of. all the male science teachers are creeps and will hit on you if your underage
"im talking to a new girl"
"what school she go to?
"walled lake northern"
"oh nah she's def crazy"