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A sexy ass bitch who loves D more than her own sister and loves my nans toesnail
I love lauren knight
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Lauren is a big dumbs. She has not many friends and she is very rude to people. She makes rude comments about everyone she meets.
Lauren Galentine is one of the worst people you will ever meet.
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A particular girl who enjoys giving other people a licky dicky
That girl in the back of the bus suddenly started to give a lauren weber
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A Lauren H is a mean bitch of a person on the outside, but on the inside actually seems to care, at least for the most part. Lauren H's will generally make the first move in a relationship, although they would never dare to say this out loud, instead denying it by claiming that "you added me first!" although that doesn't mean shit. Besides this, she'll make borderline evil jokes over text, confusing you as to what she means or what she wants from you. They'll have cute highlights in their hair, and make even cuter pouty faces, although they rarely like to show this side of themselves, instead simultaneously flipping you off and making a half heart in the air, making you wonder if she's genuinely bipolar (jk) or if she's just sweet in a unique way. On top of this, Lauren H's always try to act like they aren't simping, or that they don't like you, but then they'll do something to show how much they really do care, reminding you of just how much they think of you, like asking about you for a candle scent, or falling asleep on a call, or even writing a half-sarcastic urban dictionary article about you! Lauren H's make themselves genuinely open to you, and while they might have a mean front, they're genuinely too nice (and cute) for you to ever pass up. Finally, remember that if you ever find a Lauren H, you'd better try your hardest to keep her around and appreciate her, because she's bae.
"That Lauren H girl that seemed like a bitch actually called me cute yesterday!"
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Well if a person is named Lauren III they usually arent an unattractive person, certainly not someone you would kick out of bed. This person loves to do things with boards(primarily surfing and longboarding), always is bilingual and once was a chonga. They love to call people while their friends are taking a dump and almost always loves flowers.
"HEY MAN!!! Im taking a poop! Dont pull that Lauren III crap with me."
"Well if shes a Lauren III kind of girl, get her some flowers."
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Oh my goodness you are like a Lauren Ashton with those hate slurs
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He is john laurens in the place to be and he is gay, beautiful and perfect. He is totally Alexander Hamilton's boyfriend. He is also dead. But he is now in heaven because he is better than you and this world didn't deserve him.
Me: "John Laurens is better than you"
You: "Shit you right
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