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Someone who goes on outdoor adventures almost daily but is extremely sedative while not engaging in outdoor activities
Braden is such a lazy adventurer, he goes surfing and climbing outside every day but other than that he just sits in his room and plays video games.
When a man has a wank and fills his belly button up with jizz, then leaves it to go crusty.
Hey boss, sorry im late for work. Last night i did a lazy Needy, i spent halfa this morning picking out the crusties.
One who wakes in bed but lays there for hours.
I woke up this morning and I slept like a log, and layed there throughout the day. Like a Lazy log
Describes an individual who appears to be "lazy" but is actually incredibly good at designing all aspects of their life based efficiency and automation
John: It's going to take us weeks to code it. James: I'll write an algorithm so the machine can do 90% of the work for us. John: I can't decide if that's brilliant or lazy. James: "Brilliance is laziness well executed"
A single point which someone hyper fixates so heavily on being wrong, they forget everything else ok with the whole.
Sometimes ultimately making the whole worse then it was, if the lazy hamster had been left alone.
I just remembered I forgot to colour in that one button on the characters shirt, I should go back.
What? No you’re painting was fine, just leave it. It’s not worth it.
No, no, the teacher’s going to be able to tell I’ll just go back and ask if I can get it.
Nah man don’t, it’s just a lazy hamster.
a lazy person is also referred to as alyx foreskin (hot n sexy girl)
a sentance with every letter in the english lexicon typically used to test typewritters or keyboards to test if all letters work
Customer: "my keyboard doesnt work"
technician:the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
technician: you lied