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girl, I got a new tit lock bag from victoria secrets
This refers to the state of readiness in which one is already gain maxium effort in the activites at hand
After 2 golden coldies’ and a shot of Barton’s the music done lock!!
Being told your password is wrong because you accidentally wrote it in caps lock
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'Your username and password do not match. Please try again.'
DAMN, I'VE BEEN CAPS LOCK FOOLED....
When an animal with a cone around its neck is straight cone locked up in that prison that makes them lose their dignity & equilibrium.
I can tell Tunez isn't herself since the surgery, that shit around her neck has her straight cone locked up!
i. Reference to early tomb raider games in which the annoying butler was given the slip, by running out the fridge locking the door before he can escape.
ii. The act of cracking open a cold one.
Hospital Security: "Is Dave here?"
Morgue Attendant: "I don't know, he finished like, a half hour ago? should be gone by now...."
Hospital Security: "I bet he's locking the butler in the fridge again, dirty bastard!"
Morgue Attendant: "WHAT!"
Hospital Security: "nothing!"
A person who is determined to troll you intentionally or not by spelling in ALL CAPS.
Troll: HEY SMOSH CAN YOU GIVE ME A BIRTHDAY SHOUTOUT!?!?!?
Sensible Person: Looks like we found a CAPS LOCK WARRIOR!
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A chewbacc in a headlock is a sex act where a man with a completely un-trimmed bush fucks a woman until he is about to climax...then he pulls out, sticks it in her mouth, grabs her head and forces her to take his cum and bite all his pubes off.
Dude I'm so sore, Jenna put my chewbacca in a head lock
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