Fisher Long is a really cool guy who has very nice hair. He is probably gay, but he doesn't like labels. If you tear down his "cool guy" attitude and mountain of hair gel, you'll find out that he's just a cute dork with an adorable laugh. He's so kind, even though around his friends he acts very rude. But when you get down to it, he's so sweet, and so nice to be around. He's got everyone falling in love with him but he doesn't notice.
Damn, that guy is such a Fisher Long
Can you believe how much of a Fisher Long he is?
How does someone ask a Fisher Long out?
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long janes
Long underwear that's been feminized; usually in pink, red or light blue, sometimes sporting a design, but always with a miniscule bow at the throat.
"WOW! Another arctic blast?! Guess I won't pack up my long janes."
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A long neck bottle of beer that has been inserted into a pussy leaving the taste on the rim for her significant other.
Would you like my girlfriend to bring you a flavored long neck? or Hey baby, can you make it a flavored long neck
Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.
"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.