Two Tugs and a Look

A discreet way in which a teacher, lecturer, or faculty member can express his desire for a student.

The action is as follows:
First fake an itchy crotch. Give a few credible scratches so that if you are later caught in the act you can say you were merely scratching yourself.

Then, after attracting the student's attention, tug twice on your penis. (N.B. It's important to keep the genitals inside the pants as removing them could attract attention.)

After tugging twice make sustained eye contact and give an inviting look. This should be accomplished by raising the eyebrows while simultaneously tilting the head back.

Monroe: Mr. Stevens is at it again.

Stu Dent: What, is he hitting on you again?

Monroe: Yeah, I looked over at him during the test just long enough to see him give me the old Two Tugs and a Look

Stu Dent: I thought Mr. Stevens just had itchy balls.

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look back attack

much like the houdini..but this technique uses a bit different approach.

It is when you a screwing a girl in the doggie possition and right before you cum you gargle up a huge loogy and spit it right on her back..when she turns around and glares at you for the gross loogy you pull out and cum attack her face...hence the look back attack

I tied the look back attack on christians girlfriend last night..my aim was dead on

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Looking good, hollywood

What little Euro-trash scamps yell at pretty English-speaking girls in Stavanger, Norway in a desperate attempt to receive their attention and affection.

Norwegian: "ooo looking good, hollywood!"
Girls: "who the hell uses that as a chat up line?"

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looking fresh

Something you say when someone has something new, usually clothes. It is for no reason other than to piss that person off.

Frank: "George that coat is looking fresh"
George: "Fuck off, you utter cunt"

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Look it up on Google

The term "Look it up on Google" is commonly used by people who:
Are too lazy to actually help
Don't know the answer to A COMPLETELY OPTIONAL POST
And/or DON'T GIVE 2 SHITS IF YOU CAN FIND IT ON GOOGLE!

Overall, it's an asshole term in ANY situation, and you should be burning in the deepest parts of hell if you fucking use it.

911 dispatcher: 911 what is your emergency?
Guy: My dad is having a heart attack! What should I do?
911 dispatcher: Look it up on Google.
*911 dispatcher hangs up*

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Look at your head

By far the best roast. counters every roast in existence. great for use in arguments.

Person 1: "Bro your chin is as pointy as Phineas from Phineas and Ferb my guy.
Person 2: "Bro what do you mean! Look at your head!"

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Internationally Good Looking

When loads of good looking girls from all over the world converge on one place, like Ibiza, Miami or Rio, and some of them just excel above the rest... That's Internationally Good Looking.

Good Looking is also disambiguated as Fit and Hot, at least where I'm from...

Mate, you won't believe it, Internationally Good Looking Girls, everywhere!

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