Mini Blast

To arrange drinks with friends, get drunk in short amount of time and to not stay out that late. But have a great hang!

Last night I had a mini blast with Ashley and Justin! I was home by midnight and I’m not that hungover today!

Mini-Lava Flow

The act of having a chub cock and beating it off. When you finally cum the penis is 2” above the wrap of your hand and semen blasts in the air and some trickles down your hand like miniature lava flows.. you then flick the semen that’s around your think band pointer finger at an object eg a woman a dog a small animal and so on

Me:Damn mike Shannon’s mad at me!
Mike:why
Me:I was performing a Mini-Lava Flow for my girlfriend Shannon and I thought the lava the pooled on the bottom of my hand would look good on her so I flicked it and hit her near the eyes with it
Mike:Damn, savage

mini wee

a dwarf/little person taking a piss

Yo, I saw this guy in the bathroom, I never thought I'd see a mini wee, but I saw it dude, I saw it.

mini crit

the act of ejaculation upon seeing an inticing image

I just mini crit in my pants!

Mini Mini Eggs

Chocolate Mini Eggs, But Smaller

"Are They Mini Eggs,"
"No Look They Are Smaller"
" Must Be Mini Mini Eggs"

mini tard

a young turdler residing in the greater boston area.

hey mini tard you suck.

Mini Franks

Intentional mispronunciation of "many thanks," an expression of gratitude

"I just ordered the pizzas, man."
"Dude, mini franks!"
"No problem."