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A mythical creature believed by ancient stories to live in Cyprus. His sighting has never been confirmed however it is believed that he lives among us. Witnesses have claimed that he has an extraordinarily large penis and muscles, and in general is at peek of male dominance, some even consider a god
Guy 1: “Bro how do you get all the girls at every party?!”
Guy2: “ Im just a marios bro, been working out for many years
this the most nonchalant, clean , antisocial, moody, chill, keeps errthang lowkie, 'nd neva gives a fvck bout nun...typa nigga. He's most definitely a Fine ass, that every female would wanna have no cap. He might not be that perfect but cool to vibe with ngl. He loves music...yvn4lyfe
bruh...Mario the coolest YVN member frfr!!
true...but tbh every YVN member lit
A guy thats gonna drive you crazy. His enormous dick will destroy your anus, but his big heart will charm you. Funny and sexy, hide your girls already. 100% BMW lover
Group of boys: Yo Marios dont go out, we are afraid you are gonna bang our girls
Group of girls: Omg his dick is hanging out
a fucking plumber in a red suit who hits his head against blocks to make money. also his bitch namend peach gets kidnapped by a fuckin lizzard
bro i saw mario yesterday
wahoooooooooo
Mario is a stunning motherfucker!
I love gossiping with this mofo. Mario is a stunning motherfucker