HELLO
My name is:
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Fastest SUV in the world better than a Lambo
Goes 193 mph very fast
Me: My Aston Martin DBX707 is the greatest!
Lambo guy: My Urus is faster.
Me: Really?
Lambo guy: Really.
After drag race:
Lambo guy: Wh-what?
Me: Told you.
A very beautiful, charming, nice, girl. Typically Eliza Martin(s) tend to have relationships with Maclean(s). Eliza Martin means pretty girl in the sañcëîšh language.
Maclean: ooh I like her pants!
Eliza Marin: you talking to me?
Maclean’s buddy :yeah
Eliza Martin: my bad I was talking to the other guy. Sorry.
Maclean:oh he’s just a retard
Eliza Martin: hahaha!
an amazing girl who loves her friends more than life its self.
sophia martin is my bff
an amazing girl who loves her friends more than life its self.
sophia martin is my bff
A seemingly awkward guy who has good values and manages to get a girlfriend that is way out of his league.
That girl is a 10, and her boyfriend is a 5, he's a St. Martin.
The most iconic music artist and producer. Bringing new sounds into the world. Music to teleport to. Born in North Carolina, Eric Martin is a gem to the world.
Friend 1: Hey have you heard the new Eric Martin song?
Friend 2: Who hasn’t? He’s the most iconic music artist and producer ever
Friend 1: Wow, he’s the best!