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Matt Mazza is a term used to express one's fatness(also known as a Mazza). Matt Mazza is a fat fuck who eats linguini and stays on play station all day. Which is why people use his name as the definition.
God That guy is such a Matt Mazza!!! All he does is eat eat eat! What a no life!
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When you do, think or say something stupid, that was clearly avoidable.
From the movie "Team America - World police"
Its from the movie Team America in which the Matt Damon character only says "Maaaaaattttttt Daaaaammmoonn"
A usage example:
You fall over or you dont get a joke- "maaaatttt daammoonn"
Someone can also do a "Matt Damon" when the stupid thing is observed
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a quarterback for the texans that kicks ass, yet he always looks stoned out his mind. so when some one looks like matt schaub, they are high as fuck. his last name can also mean a couple differnt things,
1. a badass.
2. something that looks good.
3. mistaken for shop, in andre nickatina "smoke dope and rap."
randy is such a fuckin matt schaub, he smokes way too much.
1. DAMN!!! look at that shaub.
2. ur car looks fuckin good, have you had it schaubed recently?
3. Ooh I'm high as hell from snorting that girl
Rush Mr. Cee so I could tie me up a curl
Out that shaub hoes do jock
See my Cutty in a rag I will drop top
See the freak on the block I think her name was Kim
Just stole her in the Cutty like Iceberg Slim
I said how you doin, my name is Dre Dog
You give me your number I'll give you a call
She said my hair looked proper as it blew in the wind
But I can't have her number 'cause I fucked her best friend
It's a pity I'm a nigga that just don't care
Except for my dope my money and hair
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The most brilliant actor in the entire history of brilliant actors
07's Sexiest Man Alive
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Matt Damon Eyes: Grey-blue eyes with a calm energy about them
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To Matt Damon someone: To bowl over someone with such uber-brilliance, they might never recover from their charmed trance, even if it happened unconsciously/subconsciously
She watched The Bourne Ultimatum two years ago, and she still can't get over Matt Damon's brilliance
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My kitten was a female, too bad; I couldn't name her Matt even though she had these beautiful Matt Damon Eyes
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Shia LaBeouf is the only thing that has helped me get over Matt Damon
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a boy who dates a girl who is much to good for him but she loves him. dates mostly girls named lioba.
omg lioba and matt were holding hands
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matt damon is like the ugliest guy in the world
You look like a horse's ass,you look like Matt Damon.
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To suck dick in a bathroom stall for a recording contract.
Did you hear about Jim's new label?
Yea, I heard he had to Matt Rogers for it.
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