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When you make a sandwich for your girlfriend and your asshole best friend throws a football and knocks it out of your hand where it lands on the beach. This is followed by other friends taunting you until you get so enraged that you pick the now very sandy sandwich back up and proceed to beat your asshole best friend in the face with it as revenge. This, in turn, is followed by the remaining fallen pieces of the sandwich being picked up once again by the asshole best friend who throws it in your face to try to prove how much of a douche bag he is.
Zach: "Hey, Danielle! I made this tasty sandwich for..."
*Asshole best friend throws football and hits your sandwich*
Zach: "What the fuck? Why are you being such a Sandwich Mike?"
Asshole Best Friend: "Oh, I'll show you a Sandwich Mike!"
*Sandy sandwich fight ensues and no one wins except the audience*
Oh have you seen Mike Humphreys today?
Oh the gay lesbian?
Yeah that's the one
To be stuck in a tight space, especially when driving a vehicle on a narrow passage or street. The phrase is a play on the word "mired," and refers to a scene from "Austin Powers," in which the title character, portrayed by Mike Myers, is driving a golf cart down the narrow corridor of an industrial building and becomes impossibly jammed in a sideways manner. More specifically, to be "mike myered" is to attempt a three-point turn in a vehicle, only to find that the space is too narrow and requires a turn of four, five, six or more points.
As we were leaving the graduation party, I took a wrong turn, but when I tried to pull a quick U-turn I got mike myered between all the cars parked on the street.
(1) In prison, one's bitch.
(2) In the MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE films, Ethan Hunt's brother.
(1) Hey, Bubba, leave Mike Hunt alone! I don't mess with your bitches!
(2) TOM CRUISE (as Ethan Hunt): Where's Mike Hunt? He's my brother! If you don't tell me where he is, I'll blow your fucking head off!
(Confused foreigners argue about what Ethan is saying)
a type of girl who just walks in to the home, goes straight to the bedroom and fucks for hours then leaves.
whos all over there tonight? oh you know rueben, EL, and ELs Mike Hernandez.
A Mike Island is formed when a person takes a shit and the feces breaches the water line, thus creating an island.
"That bean burrito made me take the early boat to Mike Island"
Legendary baseball coach of the Florida State University Seminoles. Martin it one of the all time winningest coaches in NCAA history and has appeared in 29 straight postseason tournaments. Additionally, he has appeared in 12 (TWELVE) College World Series.
With all of those accomplishment, Martin has FAILED to win a single national championship. His teams' consistent inability to win a national title has become huge black mark on Martin's otherwise impressive coaching record. However, to do his inability to manage in the big game, many have begun using his name as a slang term for "choking in the big game," or refer to a great athlete/coach who has never won a championship.
Bobby Cox has pulled many "Mike Martin" when his Braves teams always lose in the playoff.
Even though the 'Moles won 6 games in 2010, they still pulled a "Mike Martin" in the InYourFace.com bowl.