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Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.
I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!
1) Highest level of the Mile High Club that one can achieve. To have sex with the pilot in an aircraft at least 1 mile high above the ground. The pilot having sex becomes a Mile High Club Host, and the other individual becomes a Mile High Club VIP (Very Important Passenger).
2) If a Pilot and Co-Pilot have sex, they both become Mile High Club Hosts. If a passenger has sex with a flight attendant, they both become Mile High Club VIPs.
Spencer: Hey George! I heard you took Kacy up for a flight for your date. Did you join the Mile High Club?
George: Yep in fact I’m now a Mile High Club Host and she’s a Mile High Club VIP😏
Mile High Club at the highest level. To have sex 1 mile high in an airplane with the pilot. If achieved, the pilot has now become a Mile High Club Host and the other individual has become a Mile High Club VIP (Very Important Passenger).
3) If the Pilot and Co-Pilot have sex, they are both Mile High Club Hosts. If a passenger has sex with a flight attendant, they both become Mile High Club VIPs.
George: Hey Spencer I heard you took Kacy on a flight for your date! Did you join the Mile High Club?
Spencer: Yep in fact I’m a Mile High Club Host and I made her a Mile High Club VIP😏.
A raging homosexual who is definitely married to Phoenix Wright- oh and he's also a prosecutor ig
Phoenix: Miles Edgeworth is my husband!
life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess
taking a blinker and running for as long as possible
i’m so winded after my fein mile
The act of taking a blinker then running for as long as u can.
“ I just took a fein mile and my lungs are killing me “