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An adorable stuffed blue dog with three white spots, over her eye, butt, and tail.
"Yo bro can I play with Mommy Doggy?"
"No."
ROBBIEZ PENIZ
MOMMYS WHALE IS SUPER JUICYYYYY LIKE MOMMY’S WHALE
A word used when someone needs to calm down when their temper is too high. It is also used to calm down someone when they are sweating profusely at a video game.
Jeff needs some mommy’s milk before he cwrys
When you take a piss and don't wash your hands because you didn't touch tour penis
Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try
Mommy's good boy loves to eat pussy and suck on the mommy milkers!
"I'm mommy's good boy :3"
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