a person who is so ugly that they're bordering on non-human.
dude, have you seen that guy's new girlfriend?
yeah man, what a fugle-monster!
someone who is really cool, rich and has lots of drip.
Person 1: Hey bro look at this chain!
Person 2: Dude! With that you’d look like a total money monster!
A penis so large, that it is often thought of as a myth. While it exists, few have seen the schlongness monster released.
Sara said that when mike pulled out his penis it was so big, that she thought it was the lochness monster. He shouted, its the schlongness monster, then knocked her in the face with it.
female breasts
area on a women's chest, their rack.
can be classified as good, bad, medium, or as some type of classification.
boobs that a woman has
Mike: How was the night with that girl last night, Bill? Did you have a good time with her?
Bill: It was a good time. She had nice tatter monsters that I couldn't keep my eyes off the whole night.
Mike: Sounds like a memorable night.
Something your friends trick you into searching and now you have some weird porn on your computer
Hey Timmy, search up monster cook you'll get a pirate movie!
When a woman gives a man a blowjob while they are in or under water.
woah bro you totally whipped out the sea monster and gave it to her!
When a person does not believe in water nor soap.
"Damn,Funk monster!Go take a bath!!!