Mountain Berry Blast

The ION4+ advanced electro-carbohydrate solution system that has been enhanced with vitamins B3, B6, B12, Sodium, Potassium, Calcium, and Magnesium, mixed berry and other natural flavors and is used to replenish internal fluids lost through perspiration. Designed as a sports drink by the Coca-cola company to be more effective than water but less destructive than contemporary energy drinks at providing energy to working muscles and taste incredibly satisfying at the same time. Available in 20 or 32 oz. polyethylene containers or in a dehydrated concentrated powder.

Mountain Berry Blast.... A.K.A. Blue Powerade.

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Slug Mountain

Slug mountain is an intrevinas game which involves rolling of ones bed onto a friend/bean bag whilst wrapped in your duvet like a slug with no friends.

"I just slug mountained your ass"

"That's the best slug mountain drop I've seen since my six weeks on the job"

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pubic mountain

a large, fatty pubic mound

Things were going pretty good with my date last night until I discovered his pubic mountain.

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arm mountains

elbows or the bendy place halfway up your arm

her arm mountains bend backward!

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Shit Mountain

When your life five and you shit in the backyard continuously until it becomes a literal shit mountain

Holy Shit my house is a shit mountain like my potato computer that died at the age of 96 from severe lung cancer and chronic depression

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Bosnian Mountain Time

Bosnian Mountain Time is the time that you leave the party and/or bar after intending to "just have one drink and leave."

Me: Just so you know, I'm planning on leaving at nine.
Jen: Ok me too
Me: Oh shit it's after nine.
Jen: Let's leave at nine o'clock Central Time
(time goes by drinks flow)
Me and Jen: We are leaving at nine o'clock Pacific Time (shots glasses clinking)
(time goes by and drinks flow - bar is closing)
Jen: What time zone are we leaving at?
Me: Fuck we're on Bosnian Mountain Time now (said so slurry sub-titles are needed)

Rocky Mountain Tumbler

Verb: The act of sitting your balls on the top of a girl’s(or guy’s) head, then squatting down so that the balls tumble down their face.

Do you fuck with the Rocky Mountain Tumbler?