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Snooki want smush smush. Snooki wants your douglas in her muff cabbage.
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When you take a poop on a hairy vagina.
“I think I got a UTI from this dude after he started muff bombing me last night.”
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When you pull a girl's panties down and there's an explosion of pubic hair due to complete lack of grooming
When I pulled down her panties her thunder muff looked like my moms hair from the 80s.
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When against better judgement having your salty pecker inside a woman feels too good so when you're about to cum you ejaculate into the good ladies vagina, but because you do not desire to impregnate her you reach into the vagina and 'pick' this 'cotton' out
Henry laid down the law of the land when he told the bitch no and ejaculated into the woman as he simultaneously gripped her ass and pulled at the back of her hair. Now he had to go muff cotton picking, what a shame he thought to himself as he shoveled it out and disposed of his semen in the now useless woman's mouth.
"Swallow bitch," he screamed, "I don't want it." So she swallowed.
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The action of kicking a female in the nether regions.
That bitch totally cut me off! She deserves a good muff putt.
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When you have a muffin top and it slushes around like a warm slushie from 7/11.
Those tight pants are giving that fat bitch a slush muff.
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A muff aka pussy that gets fucked so hard that its lips flap wildly
Todd pounded April good, her vagina turned into a muff flapper and her lips were clapping for joy
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