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Snooki want smush smush. Snooki wants your douglas in her muff cabbage.
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A very, very, very short skirt.
All the girls in Power and Light on Saturday night were wearing high heels and muff dusters.
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When a female is on her period while having long pussy hair. The female doesn't wear a tampon or pad and the blood runs into their long pussy hair and clots.
I have muff cloths on my pussy hairs.
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When spending lots of time with your girlfriend because she is your only ride or transportation.
Person 1: "Hey john how you getting a ride to the game?"
John: "Im muff-caking it"
Person 1: "shoots"
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When you take a poop on a hairy vagina.
“I think I got a UTI from this dude after he started muff bombing me last night.”
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Muh/fuh/gah/ noun. 1. One who "hugs" "muff".
2. (crude) variant of "Mother fucker"
1. I'm the muff-hugga who's dating his ex girlfriend.
2. You're a STUPID muff-hugga aint cha?
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When against better judgement having your salty pecker inside a woman feels too good so when you're about to cum you ejaculate into the good ladies vagina, but because you do not desire to impregnate her you reach into the vagina and 'pick' this 'cotton' out
Henry laid down the law of the land when he told the bitch no and ejaculated into the woman as he simultaneously gripped her ass and pulled at the back of her hair. Now he had to go muff cotton picking, what a shame he thought to himself as he shoveled it out and disposed of his semen in the now useless woman's mouth.
"Swallow bitch," he screamed, "I don't want it." So she swallowed.
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