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a guy that has potential at first glance but is just too damn dirty close up that you could ever consider him as a viable dating option
cindy:"hey look at that guy over there"
margo: "ewww are you serious that guy's a total scrub muffin!"
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a nick name for the cutest boy in the entire world.
also see:
perfect, gorgeous, amazing.
caitlin loves her baby muffin!
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The dried-on caked-on grass from the underside of a lawnmower which falls off in muffin-like clumps when starting a mower which has been idle for a day or days. In extreme cases, the mow muffin must be chiseled loose.
The lawnmower scattered mow muffin all over the garage floor when it started.
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when a guy is going down on a girl and her long pubes tickle his nose and causes him to sneeze, and gets snot all over her female genitalia, creating an icing on her muffin.
Charles: Damn, I was eating this chick out the other night and she tickled me with her pubes and i snotted all over her whisker muffin.
Boomer: GROSS!
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When a Female cannot take, handle, or "go along with" sarcasm, but instead, decides to censor and/or remove the allegedly offensive content.
Michelle was such a censor muffin for removing her tag from the joke we put in our facebook status.
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A terrible affliction affecting a percentage of the public who are characterized by hands made of muffins. However, this malady is only compounded by the additional fact that the person possessing the hands are forbidden to eat their own hands in cases of extreme hunger.
(Note: Although this condition has not been witnessed in the medical field, the term could apply to someone with deformed hands or one who cannot use their hands properly)
I don't know how Dr. Schmidt is able to function in everyday society with such a terrible case of muffin hands.
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when you shove your dick in a pigeon or any kind of bird
" Im a Muffin Twanger"
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