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The dried-on caked-on grass from the underside of a lawnmower which falls off in muffin-like clumps when starting a mower which has been idle for a day or days. In extreme cases, the mow muffin must be chiseled loose.
The lawnmower scattered mow muffin all over the garage floor when it started.
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A terrible affliction affecting a percentage of the public who are characterized by hands made of muffins. However, this malady is only compounded by the additional fact that the person possessing the hands are forbidden to eat their own hands in cases of extreme hunger.
(Note: Although this condition has not been witnessed in the medical field, the term could apply to someone with deformed hands or one who cannot use their hands properly)
I don't know how Dr. Schmidt is able to function in everyday society with such a terrible case of muffin hands.
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when you shove your dick in a pigeon or any kind of bird
" Im a Muffin Twanger"
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Any man who will leave his friends to fuck a obese, stank ass swamp donkey, whore no matter what the circumstances are.
Look at Jimmys ol' muffin runner ass done left us for some swamp donkey.
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Basically being fly.
This may be like a G6 or a ford fiesta, but only Maxy baby ;)
Anything that is associated with Charwie or Jenba, is as cool as a Swagger muffin.
Akon is fly, along with chickens.
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A group of bored and unmotivated men that sit around a arousing muffin and continue to masturbate until they ejaculate onto the muffin and the last contestant to orgasm on this creamy muffin has to eat it.
Joe, Mark, Jim, and I were bored one winter day so we decided to play soggy muffin which ended in Joe puking up all of his pride.
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A slut muffin is a term first coined in fall 2005 that describes a person who is appealing to the eye and is very charming. They can also be quite seductive.
A slut muffin is someone like Jim McMullen, Angelina Jolie, James Bond, etc. "As I heard him talk to those ladies at the party, there was no questioning his suave aura and the way his words escaped his mouth ever so smoothly. He was most certainly a slut muffin."
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