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Puke Beard

Residual vomit that stays in one's facial hair after puking.

I didn't kiss him because I realized he had a smelly puke beard from last night.

by lemonchowder August 12, 2014


tumble-beard

The state of a substantial beard when it's owner wakes from a deep slumber, resulting in a mass of tangled beard hairs poking out in multiple directions, somewhat resembling a tumbleweed.

You have a mad case of tumble-beard this morning !

by Lisarenee October 6, 2017


beard scalp

The skin underneath a mans beard; the beard scalp usually forms after one has had a very manly beard for several years.

Steve uses coconut oil to moisturize his beard scalp.

by slax0r December 1, 2016


magic beard

Slang word for an unshaved vagina.

God damn, that chick had a real magic beard.

by Peppermint Time December 15, 2010


nal beard

a man or a womens hairy bum

" danng kayler has major nal beard ". " your dirty nal "

by gingey b! December 30, 2009


Bum Beard

When a person’s asshole hair is so long that it appears like a beard between their legs.

I swear that Eric has a bum beard, I saw it when we were changing in the locker room.

by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023


mufasa beard

A beard that is godly, connected, lengthy and not patchy.

That guy has such a mufasa beard

by Sweet Cheeses April 13, 2017