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Person wearing a black sequin jacket, incredibly funky, usually the leader of a Funk Rock Band. Sometimes sleepy. Most funky Diets are usually green eyed, and display a dynamic waddely strut.
Pump up the funky floaty fleet, pump it up you funky Diet
A meal that uses no more than three ingredients plus condiments of the same color apparently for pleasing or tasteful appearance.
On Pi Day, Chef Poppy is promoting a special meal he christens “The Pi Diet.”
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When you go on a gum diet you only eat 1 meal a day and chew gum when your hungry, swallowing is an option.
Chelsea “I’m going on a gum diet”
Alice “yes hunty you lose that weight!”
it's like diet coke, but for porn.
Every time Belle releases a video, she always covers the goods. What's the point of watching porn if it isn't nude? Fuck you, diet porn.
diet which only consists of DICK
yeah i was with my boyfriend last night he really helps me stay on track with my dick only diet
Essentially a fake emo; wannabe.
Dude, 21 pilots is so diet emo.
A blow job in the stall you just took a shit in but flushed for courtesy.
Guy 1: I just got a blumpkin from this girl, but I couldn’t stand my own smell.
Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.