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a penis formed on a table made from salt and using the pepper as pubes and left for a worker at a fast food restraunt to clean up.
Damn rsthoth, look at those salt dicks and pepper pubes.
Hey rsthoth, id hate to be the nigga to clean up those salt dicks and peppers pubes.
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Similar to saying "not to brag or anything"
Not to salt my own baguette or anything but i just shoved three eggs in my ass without breaking them.
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When you're railing a cowgirl that is at least 15 years older in a seemingly empty pasture, atop a hay bale. This is generally done in early spring before bugs are hatching out. After going at it for a while, the man feeling a tickle on his ass (thinking it is a bug, but realizing its too cold), turns around to see her Clydesdale horse licking his asshole.
Man, I ran up north the other night to get with that cowgirl and got a St. Louis Salt Lick instead.
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hm yes thats one tall salt boi. hm yes tsukishima.
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When a man buries himself in soft sand with only his erect penis sticking out so that when a coyote walks by it will lick his salty penis.
"Have you seen Juan?"
"He went out to the desert to get a New Mexico Salt Lick"
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Apparently if you make a banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar it tastes like jizz
I don’t fucking know just make a banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar because your a coward and don’t want to drink your own nutmilk like a chad
While receiving or giving a "Blumpkin, a log of shit hits the toilet water at a force large enough to create a splash of water, striking the face of the Blumpkin giver.
Only possible during a "Blumpkin"
Toilet water must strike the head/ face of the giver
Miguel: "Yooo, nigga, Cindy was giving me a Blumpkin last night and one of my logs hit that water so hard that it splashed her in the face"
Dan: "real nigga shit?"
Patek: "Daaaammm, you hit that THOT with that Salt Lake City Splash Back"
Miguel: "Gs up, hoes down"