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The feeling you get when you have passionate sex and your balls hurt from smacking into your partner. They hit off them like a person hits a speed bag in boxing.
"I woke up with speed bag balls after a night of rough sex with my girlfriend"
When you cinch your nut sack with a zip tie extremely tight and let your partner go to town like prime mayweather
Peter- my girl gave me the Berlin Speed Bag last night.
Mitch- you need a testacuzi now my guy
An item that many people need to slow the random stuff that comes spilling out of their mouth, giving them time to consider if it really should be said at all.
Joe's lack of a verbal speed bump has cost him many friends.
Bangin' music! And some cars and canyons and shit, THE VIDEO GAME
Me: godDAMN! The music is amazing
My friend: chill dude, you've been talking about how good the music in Need For Speed carbon is for five hours, sheesh!
Me again: but it is so good man! The fact they made dynamic strings like that in 2006 is fucking amazing!
My friend, tired and wanting to sleep: whatever, just wear headphones or something.
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So basically it’s this challenge I can’t up with where you get a group together and everyone brings their own dab pens or weed or whatever and every minute you take one hit and the last person to fall asleep wins
Guy 1: Yo nigga, we trying the speed weed challenge Friday
Guy 2: hell ya dawg, that ain’t even a question, of course I will, dumbfuck
Guy 1: chill the fuck down asshole, I asked you a question
Guy 2: oh my bad slime, just playing though
Guy 3: can I join the challenge
Guy 1: nah bitch, you’re like 9 years old
Guy 3: aw I’m telling mom
Guy 2: okay, go tell your mom you dirty fucking rat ass price of shit
To be liking how someone is doing something. To be feeling someone’s energy .
Yeahhh that outfit nice, I’m feeling yo speed
To humble an arrogant person; To knock someone down a peg; To overshadow another person, particularly someone who is arrogant or someone who has upstaged someone else.
Derived from the semi famous SR-71 groundspeed check story.
Person 1: I just finished another great medium article. Pretty good if I do say so myself.
Person 2: Boy my op ed was just published in The New York Times.
Person 3: Now that's what I call a ground speed check.