Danger noodle

The HIV infested penis of Magic Johnson

I would totally have sex with retired NBA player Magic Johnson if it weren’t for his danger noodle

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Saucy Noodle

After you finish spanking your monkey the left over jizz on your noodle is the sauce

MOM HELP ME CLEAN UP MY SAUCY NOODLE!

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Ramen noodles

Something incredibly cheap and easy. Quick and inexpensive. Fast and almost free.

Dude 1: Man, you see that girl? She so fine!
Dude 2: Brosef! That hooker is "ramen noodles." Ya boys ALL slept with the ho.

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Moist Noodle

Moist Noodle is the act of using a turkey baster to fill ones rectum with sunflower seed oil before sitting on someones lap and allowing the oil to seep out and make the bottoms noodle moist unexpectedly.

Haa, check that out Timmy, I just gave the mall Santa a 'Moist Noodle' and now he has to ho change his trousers, KEKW!

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Nippy Noodles

It's very cold.
Normally used in an outside setting and by girls.
Being nippy noodles can cause THO in any gender.

Lenne: Ugh, I don't want to walk the dog, it's nippy noodles out there!

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mushy noodle

When an uncooked spaghetti noodle is inserted into the male urethra. The surrounding tissue is heated with steam until the noodle is overcooked.

"Uggh my urethra hurts so bad and my mouth tastes so bad."
"Why?"
"I just got a mushy noodle and then ate it!"

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noodle salad

When a woman or man takes multiple limp dicks in the mouth at the same time.

Honey would you like to have some friends come over so you can choke on noodle salad?

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