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The feeling you get when you have passionate sex and your balls hurt from smacking into your partner. They hit off them like a person hits a speed bag in boxing.
"I woke up with speed bag balls after a night of rough sex with my girlfriend"
Bangin' music! And some cars and canyons and shit, THE VIDEO GAME
Me: godDAMN! The music is amazing
My friend: chill dude, you've been talking about how good the music in Need For Speed carbon is for five hours, sheesh!
Me again: but it is so good man! The fact they made dynamic strings like that in 2006 is fucking amazing!
My friend, tired and wanting to sleep: whatever, just wear headphones or something.
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An item that many people need to slow the random stuff that comes spilling out of their mouth, giving them time to consider if it really should be said at all.
Joe's lack of a verbal speed bump has cost him many friends.
When you cinch your nut sack with a zip tie extremely tight and let your partner go to town like prime mayweather
Peter- my girl gave me the Berlin Speed Bag last night.
Mitch- you need a testacuzi now my guy
A Pothole.
You can't go fast down those little side streets, otherwise those Massachusetts speed bumps will wreck your cah.
Term used to label the pace of a slower than desireable decision making process, or most any process for that matter, that is present in many companies and corporations.
The project approval is moving at corporate speed.
Mark: FULL SPEED!
Mark: *crashes into a wall and faints*
Jack: Did the stupid Mark just run at full speed and then crash into a wall?