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I just got my obama check so now I'm gonna go gamble it all away.
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pimp of the nation
hiya Barack Obama!wuss up mann
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To be brack obamad is to be shitted upon/ to leave a big fat log in someones toilet for 8 years
Yo tony yo bitch ass just got barack obamad
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Eg. I just fucked a black dude and got some Obama juice.
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1. A person with an IQ over 100, who does not feel entitled to reparations, can tell fact from fiction, and can't believe that so many sub-wits were bamboozled and hoodwinked.
2. A person with an IQ under 100, who doesn't get their handout on time.
3. A non-Marxist patriot, also known as a Pelosi-pooper.
4. Anyone who thinks that the O-man should have stayed on his Chicago porch.
5. Anyone whose job was not created or saved.
Dem dam Obama bashers be sayin that Obama is George Soros's porch monkey.
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Once one puts on Obama goggles, everything bad that occurs in the physical universe appears to be somehow be caused by the Obama administration. Put on your Obama goggles: If there is a snowstorm that causes a deadly car accident, it's Obama's fault. If a butterfly flaps it's wings thousands of miles away and causes a tornado, it's Obama's fault. If you're feeling constipated, it's Obama's fault.
My crazy conservative uncle has his Obama goggles on again. He's pissed Phil Robertson got fired from Duck Dynasty and he is blaming Obama. I hate when he gets like this.
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An Obama Appreciation band, set up for the God of everything. He IS in fact the chocolate man from the Lynx ad. Formed by Jazz, Enud and Anne Frank, the three are usually called by Doesn't It The Matter, or The Shaky Surgeons. Often mistaken for Starsky, Hutch and the missing Cowboy from The Village People
Tabloid headings:
"Doesn't It goes political"
"Doesn't It says time for change!"
Guy#1: Have you listened to Groove Obama?
Guy#2: Did you mean Groove Armada?
Guy#1: No
Guy#2: Oh... Eh, go wan so la
Guy#1: That's the job
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