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This is a person who's face is coverd in nasty zits and other unknown objects.
Ryan R: Dude, you are a pizza boy.
Jon H: wow, that is mean.
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The most disgusting fucking pizza on earth. If you eat there you will die of AIDS and other vanerial diseases.
I ate at Pizza Hut and I died of AIDS.
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The feeling after spending a lot of money on a lot of takeout food and realising afterwards that it wasn't a good idea.
The 'buy one pizza get one free' offer looked so tempting on the takeout website, but now it's two days later and I'm still eating the leftovers so I'm suffering from total pizza regret.
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It is hard to make pizza taste bad, but Pizza Hut can every time. Why is this place the country's most popular pizza chain?
They say bad sex is like bad pizza....not that bad. Pizza Hut is terrible, though.
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After felching badly, with time, the anus gets crusty, so the felcher has to go back and Pizza Crust to finish the job.
Also used when semen is ejaculated into an anus, but never retrieved by felching. Then someone Pizza Crusts.
"I guess this bitch got mad when I didn't felch properly, because in the morning she made me go back and do some pizza crusting."
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Something capable of feeding a family of four, usually in contrast to a black man.
Dashawneeza: "My baby daddy he no large pizza."
Kwantika: "Who baby daddy?"
Dashawneeza: "All my baby daddy, sheet!"
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As a rule, always microwave anything food you buy from this store THOROUGHLY!!!! Trust me.
After clearly seeing the Piza Hut cooks rubbing and picking their noses with their fingers while making my pizza, I complained to the manager about what I saw. To this day, he still hasn't done a goddamn thing to educate the employees on the basics of hygene, sanitation, and hand-washing. I guess Pizza Hut values the dollar more than they do the customer.
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