Penguin parent

This is the strict parent, who disciplines their children (or other children) publicly. Although the name may sound confusing, it’s an ironic reference to the the contrasts between how actual penguin mothers are incredibly loving and caring, versus the public disciplinarian.

This parent, in the middle of their children’s game, will charge the field, to yell at a referee, their son, or another kid. This is different from heckling, penguin parents are much more confrontational.

Parentize

When you parentize somebody, you adopt them and raise them without them knowing that they are adopted.

I parentized my child without her knowing that her parents died and that she is adopted.

rewind parents

Generally grand parents find them selves forced back into the business of raising kids, when their adult children become junkies, and are no longer able to care for their spawn.

Next door neighbors are now rewind parents, canceling retirement, to raise there grankids after its mother was declared an unfit mother.

Grandma parent

A mother who is old enough to be their childs grandma Having a kid at 40

"Damn she looks like a grandma parent"

Parentitis

When daughter or sons are obsessed with their parents. They could never let go of them, you are always with them 24/7 . That is a promblem because if you know you have a man with these serious conditions PLEASE LEAVE HIM. He will never leave his parents and if he does you had promblem dragged him out. And if you didn’t do either that means you are safe because he doesn’t have parentitis.

My boyfriend has parentitis because he always brings him to dates and, I hate it!

Bike parent's

Two slightly older riders that offer even a small amount positive influence on younger riders, who have potentially had a bad bond or lack of bond with their actual parents. Bike Parents

Those two oldies are my bike parent's

Parent-Child Potty Overshare

The act of parents sharing too much information regarding their child's daily bathroom habits via a social network.

so-and-so posted a status about their kid peeing in the toilet again today. a serious Parent-Child Potty Overshare!

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