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An untraditional Christmas song written by Crow T. Robot of the television show "Mystery Science Theater 3000" in 1991. The biggest of geeks sing this song annually.
Joel: "You wrote a Christmas song?"
Crow: "Hey, there's no tradition like a new tradition!"
Tom: "Wait a minute, Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas?"
Crow: "Yeah, yeah, based on my favorite movie, Roadhouse."
An all-boys college preparatory Catholic high school located in the Belmont-Cragin neighborhood on the northwest side of Chicago, Illinois.
Parents of this school like to sit with underage children.
Brandon Adorno, number 24 on Saint Patrick’s High School (Chicago) Basketball Team, mommy likes to talk with underage children and flip them off.
Long word for Autism, what kids think they have instead of just mental illness
Kid : Yo bro i have super sigma patrick bateman syndrome
Kid 2 : No, you are just autistic
Kid : boowomp
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Leaving a green colored bowel movement in the toilet for some one to find on St. Patrick's Day
It was after lunch time on St. Patrick's Day, I rolled into the men's room only to find out some one left me a St. Patrick's Day surprise.
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A holiday where everyone is Irish and can vomit copious amounts of green puke in public places.
Chico and Hertzel decorated my stoop with green puke for Saint Patrick's Day.
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A more realistic name for Saint Patrick's Day.
"Oh, dude! I totally got a ticket on Saint Patrick's DUI. That cop is such a douche; he was drunk too."
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Probably one of the safest schools in Vallejo. Probably. Home of the Bruins. Very, very close to the Benicia border. Sport teams are fairly good, as are the Theatre and Music groups. Also known as SPSV.
Bob: Hey dude, how you surviving Vallejo High? SUCKS don't it?
Pete: I go to St. Patrick- St. Vincent High School.
Bob: Oh.
Pete: SUCKKAAAAHHH!
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