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During sexual intercourse the female coats the guys cock in solidified bacon grease as he stick bacon up her vagina then proceeds to make her eat it while in up side down doggy stile on the phone with her fiance.
I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret
A horrible culinary abomination created by a japanese dude taking a shit on a pork dumpling and then boiling it in urine, hence Pork Dumpurine.
Hey Zack wanna go get some japanese food?
No way i'm sick of shitty sushi and pork dumpurines, lets get Italian instead.
Something you can't handle but someone else can
Jon: hey I made pork nachos
Matt:can I have some
Mike:you can't handle porknacho
At a barbque you're offered a sample of someone else's hip microbrew beer and you leave behind a bit of your bbq meat in their drink. Unexpected meaty backwash. Or any case of leaving some pre-chewed bits of food in someone else's beverage after sampling.
"You gotta try this one."
"Wait a sec, let me finish this, don't want to leave you a pork floater."
Ball sack stretched out.
Antonym of Beef curtain (oversized vaginally inner lips).
I stretched his pork curtain out
su pork is a cool fat dude and he is also a red head so if your really hungry and you want pork say "I want a su pork" Not pork or su pork will eat your family
su pork is cool so be cool too