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A man possessing a penis so large it causes internal bleeding, vaginal and anal lacerations, pelvic crushing, ruined sheets, shattered dreams of motherhood, and permently leaves a woman smiling funny.
Jenny: Do you know what blood-type Beth is?
Vicky: No, why?
Jenny: I heard Josh fed her the dong-a-saurus rex and now she needs a transfusion.
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Only the best day ever! from the film, Empire Records (Regency 1995)
No, we can't fight today, not on Rex Manning Day!!
Everything's been so good; I'm having my own personal Rex Manning Day.
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Females who think they are Muscle Mommy's... But only work Glutes and legs/are built like a T-rex... All Ass a stomach that pokes out and chest/arms of a 10 year old boy(sometimes has lunch Lady arms)and they lean Forward to further define the ass that's barley there
Oh Lord.... There she goes again flexing like a muscle Mommy ... But with all due respect she is built like a T-rex Tommy... Denial is a hard thing to come to terms with
This is another usage of the word "fap", which means to masturbate. There are three distinct levels of fapping and Fap-a-saurus Rex is the most extreme. It is someone who masturbates constantly, during every waking and non-waking moment. This is a person whose hand you never want to shake. This is the type of person who does not eat, shower, or sleep, because it takes them away from fapping.
Joe Schmoe: "Dude, have you seen Bill recently?"
Tim Fuckis: "Yeah about three weeks ago. That's when he became a Fap-a-saurus Rex."
Joe Schmoe: "Damn, so that means he does nothing but fap? Not even eat or sleep? And I thought I was bad being a Fap Master"
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After working out your biceps the following day your arms become sore and unbendable causing this condition. Also referred to as "Dino Arms".
I'm having major issues getting my shirt on this morning. I have a bad case of t-rex arms after that crazy workout.
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A quarterback for the 2007-2008 Chicago Bears who just can't seem to get the hint they he sucks nut.
Rex Chokeman is starting...oh man we're fucked
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Describes a girl who is not fat but has a large body. She is big boned or stocky. She generally is taller than the average girl and is fairly strong/well built and manly.
This is a derogatory name often used by guys to describe a big boned girl no one knows the name of.
-Who's that new girl everyone's talking about?
-Uhh, I dunno.
-I heard she's fat or something.
-Oh yeah I know who you're talking about. But she isn't fat, she's just a T-rex.
-Dude check out that chick over there!
-Yeah I see her... She's too tall for my type. And she's kinda big and manly.
-Yeah, you're right, she's a T-rex.
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