rule 666

Rule 666 is the definition and embodiment of the devil, and any activities involving satanism.
When applied, all other religious actions will be nullified, and only the devil's worship will be available.

(How it is used.)
Priest: Sir, this is a Catholic Church, please pray and respect our religion.
Random Man: Rule 666 man.
Priest: ALL HAIL THE DEVIL.

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Rule 1881

An internet rule that states:
N00bs can not, under any circumstance, pwn ANYONE. This rule can not be ignored, changed, broken, or countered. A n00b is anyone who has joined a site less than 6 months ago.

A n00b: *Wins an argument*
Non-n00b: Rule 1881...
N00b: Damn...

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Rule 201

No matter how much you shake, it will always dribble.

In the men's toilet, rule 201 always apply's

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slide rule

Used as an adjective, this means old-fashioned, out-of-date. Usually applied to attitudes.

Man, Mr. McMahon is so slide rule! Why does he always use long division, when there's a calculator right on his desk?

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Sutherland rules

There often comes a time in any competitive sport, game or pastime where the rules are mysteriously changed to favour one participant. This participant will convince all his or her opponents that these are the commonly accepted and legitimate rules regardless of available published regulations which are to hand and which they seem to contradict.

The person asserting these revised rules will be strongly advantaged and will almost invariably win as a result of these rules. These are Sutherland Rules.

Jim won the crazy golf competition, but only by adopting the Sutherland rules.

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Rule 135

A rule that states that any song that exists either has, or will soon have a dubstep remix.

This rule is non-exclusive, and even applies to other dubstep tracks. Nothing is safe.

Rule 135 would include remixes of The Mario Bros. theme, Wu-Tang Clan remixes, Beatles remixes, etc.

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[tuck rule]

When you have a massive boner in a very uncomfortable situation and your erection needs to be tucked into your waist line pointing up to your stomach to conceal it.

Mark's teacher asked him to write on the black board so he had to apply the tuck rule to hide his boner from the whole class.

Hector was flogging the dolphin to soft core porn when his doorbell rang. Girl scouts were selling cookies.. he had to apply the tuck rule so they didn't think he was a diddler.

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