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Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.
A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".
Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"
She got SIMONED 100!!
When a man named Simon tricks you into something
Simon takes nicks pen and eats it
Guy 1: “Wow nick just got simoned, how does it feel?”
An athlete that thinks she's old at 24, even though her peak years are most likely ahead of her and not behind and hasn't found her usual ryhthm yet because of it.
Things aren't over for Simone Biles yet, sometimes things go wrong yesterday and they don't go wrong again after that.
1. An amazing female Olympic gymnast. Considered the G.O.A.T. of female gymnastics.
2. To give up under pressure. See Naomi Osaka.
I don't feel too good. I have to do a Simone Biles.
Don’t pull a Simone Biles and quit on me when it matters most.
A disgraced American gymnast who cited a mental affliction called the 'twisties' to explain her withdrawal from several Tokyo 2020 Gymnastics events, including all-around and team all-around. This decision was met with negative reactions over all, while certain cells of society applauded the move.
Simone Biles withdrew from nearly every Olympic Event at Japan 2020 due to a condition called the 'twisties'.
Nice dick, shame about the face.
Little creepy, kinda like a horny Joseph Fritzl. If you close your eyes whilst fucking him though, he’ll fuck you into next week.
That perv at the pub last night was a total Simon Chater. 5 more pints and I would’ve taken him home and had the time of my life.