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An aesthetically pleasing female posterior.
Dang, you see her walkin' by with that cornbread sandwich?
Someone you want only when you’re drunk and desperate
I’m not drunk enough for that bologna sandwich
When you are in between two dudes and one is fucking you in the mouth, the other in the ass
Hey dude what did you do today?
Oh nothing, just had a Matthew Sandwich with the guys
When you put a saltine cracker in between two other saltine crackers and chomp on it so it gets crumbs everywhere.
Can I have a saltine sandwich?
What do you want in the middle?
A saltine.
When you watch the first half of a movie, stop it to watch a different movie, and then finish the first movie you started
Had a sick movie sandwich last night. Was in the middle of watching bad boys 2 when my bro Josh called me up to watch the Bourne identity. I still had to finish bad boys 2 after though.
A sandwich that has been made in the fashion that a mommas boy would like. This includes special orders at restaurants but is not only limited to sandwiches. The term can apply to basically any old "pain in the ass" that only a mother could be capable of loving. Jeto sandwich happens at many places, on many levels. Oft times the term can be applied to anyone who takes a casual obligation to the next level.
Jeto sandwich can also be applied as a mother's plea as well, implying that their "little angel" a.k.a. "my jeto" is completely incapable of negatively based on the strong love of the Mother.
There is a female version as well rreferred to as "jeta"
Why cant this guy just order off of the menu!? He always has to have his little "jeto sandwich."
You know that fool is guilty, he's such a "jeto sandwich" he won't last a minute in jail.
A delicious sandwich likely due to increase ones risk of heart attack due to an extreme amount of grease, ranch, bbq sauce, or other dankness. It is generally sloppy, reserved for both open and closet fatties.
Bill "Yo, that looks like a really slutty sandwich"
Ted "Word, i think I'm gonna need to take a nap after this"
Bill "you are such a fatty"