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county that thrives in the agricultural business. btn as "cattle country."
driving to los angeles, i saw a shitload of cows, while passing through san joaquin county.
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Sexual position in which the male applies peanut butter to his genital area and the woman applies jelly to her genital area and participate in any sexual contact.
That San Jose Sandwich last night was awesome!
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While driving, the act of passing the street you wish to turn left on, followed by 3 rights.
To make a San Francisco left on 19th Ave at Geary, make a right on 20th, a right on Clement, and then a right on 19th.
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A rare species. People who actually are not 5 year old sans lovers. Since they are so rare, sans fangirls are stereotyped as annoying screechy 5 year old mary sues. Posting this here is just to tell you not all sans fangirls are bad. If someone is a sans fangirl, don't hate on them. If they are circle toolers, please do.
Hey, Ichika is actually a good sans fangirl.
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Getting diarrhea and then shitting all over your partner's face. Eating several Volcano Tacos at Taco Bell can greatly enhance the experience.
My favorite sexual maneuver is the San Diego Shitstorm, although cleaning up afterwards can be quite time consuming.
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When you start a story and fail to finish it, leaving everyone in suspense.
Person: "I live in San Diego, and............."
Everyone Else: "......................"
Everyone Else: ".........i guess that's it."
later-
Person: "HEYHEY"
E.E: "Hiiiii"
................
E.E: "Looks like shes Pulling a San Diego again!"
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The product of a rigorous doggy-style pounding – continuing past ejaculation – followed by an untimely queef: a rich, frothy foam of semen ejected forcibly out.
When I pulled out, she got me in the face with a San Diego Latte.