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When you accidentally do some dumb shit
Fuck me, I accidentally slept with my ex.
Bro, you just pulled a Satan
The best protein power. Gets you high and your hopes too, you aren’t reaching that fucking deadlift you fucking fatass.
P1”hey have you tried Satan Nigger Rape Madness? It helped me get my 90kg deadlift in!”
P2 “my fucking negro… that’s the basic fucking deadlift weight normal people could lift”
Saint Nicholas' sinister colleague, whose task is to deliver appropriate gifts to the less-than-good girls and boys on Christmas eve.
He awakened to the sound of a Harley landing on the roof - right on time - and man, had he prepared his list in hopes of a visit from Satan Nicholas. In an hour he'd run downstairs and find a Chucky doll, gift certificates to Tattoos-R-Us, the Vape store, and Murder-and-Mayhem Video Games. It pays to be bad, he mused. And next year he'd be worse.
A demon girl, that’s bad news but is a 10/10. you will do anything for her because she has a hold on you and your dick! A true spawn of Satan.
That girl ain’t a demon bro she’s a “spawn of Satan”. She will drain your sack and your mental!
When somebody bends over and spreads their ass cheeks so you can blow them a raspberry right on their chocolate button
Dude, last night she gave me Satan's raspberry. Yeah she told me to bend over and spread my cheeks and then she blew a raspberry on my butthole, it was like taking a fart without the effort.
the drink created when mixing apple juice, grape juice and diet coke.
me: "what're u drinking?"
cool guy: "satan's piss bro"
When one sticks their dick in their own ass.
"Holy shit, that looks like Satan's pretzel! I didn't mean for you to literally go fuck yourself."