Self-Definition

I'm an EvOlUtIoNaRy BiOlOgIsT!

Hym "I donno my self-definition is pretty vague. But what makes you think you know myself better than I do? From where I sit, it's looking like I exist deeper in your psyche than you do in mine. What am I doing in there? Do you know what I'm doing in MINE? Fucking your daughter... Up against a hotel room wall... From the back... Wait, I don't know if she's tall enough for that... If not, there's a stepping stool.... Oh! Well shit! I guess I DO know what I'm doing in your head! Your daughter! I mean... NOW. Maybe I wasn't a second ago but I SURE AS HELL AM NOW AREN'T I!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Divine-self

(ie. higher-self or transcendental-form):

1. An mortal body's incarnated divine soul, (e.g. deity, demigod, divinity, etc.).

2. A person's wiser, fitter, improved &/or more moral / spiritually advanced conscience or version of themseves.

3. A demigod's more powerful and metaphysical version of themselves, which they can temporarily become when in rage or using their powers, (god / power mode).

(A demigod's transcendental-form is usually accompanied by a powerful aura).

e.g: 'The demigod incarnated from Mount Olympus as a mortal upon the Earth, on a quest for the gods, in order to apotheosize into their divine-self, during the afterlife.'

(Note: The term, 'divine-self' is commonly used in the Hindu and spiritual community).

Self harmicidal

A state of depression so severe that it produces an excess of extreme hatred and typically directionless anger as well as urges to hurt/kill both both themselves and others. A combination of wanting to self harm and being homicidal.

Person 1: Hey bro how are you?

Person 2: I feel horrible; society sucks, people suck, and life in general sucks! I want to cut my wrists and die but I also wanna just stab anyone who dares come close to me!

Person 1: Damn dude you should get some help before you do something you'll regret! You've become full on self harmicidal!

self sanchez

When you thumb your own arse and then give yourself a chocolate moustache

I was all alone after taking a dump, so while I wiped, I took the opportunity to self-sanchez

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self conny

try hards

i am j4ck and i am a try hard "self conny"

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self-lick

having oral sex with my with my own male
member.

if i could self-lick, i would have no use for my girlfriend.

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Self-Tanner

Someone who is totally into themselves, so much they don’t care about ANYTHING else. This person strives for attention and will stop short of nothing to achieve it.

Teacher: Hey lady your kid isn’t doing his homework and will probably fail, but don’t I look good today?

Mrs. Puma: Damn Biatch you could have informed sooner! Ya Fuckin Self-Tanner!!!!!

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