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A Purple milkshake made to celebrate the 52nd birthday of Grimace.
*WARNING* Could cause death if indigested
Guy 1: oooh Boy! I can't wait to try Grimace's Birthday Shake!
Guy 2: I don't think you should drink that
Guy 1: Nonsence. I bet it's fine.
*Takes a sip*
Guy 1: See, I was right. And it tastes Good-
*Dies on the floor 5 seconds later*
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Is when a woman starts her period while having unprotected intercourse. After the man finishes inside her the resultant excrement is known as the strawberry milk shake.
Pittman never paid for the sex but he did give her the strawberry milk shake. She left it in the sink for him..
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When a person, shortly after waking up, masturbates. Often executed while still in bed.
I woke up, pulled a Wake n' Shake, made some coffee, grabbed some donuts and went to work. I've never been so energized, so early!
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Surprising, awesome news that make your body and the ground shake from the worlds
Guy 1: "Did you hear about the new word 'ground-shaking'"
Guy 2: *has a seizure*
Guy 1: "Oh you did"
Guy 2: *dies*
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The tremors you get the morning after St Patrick's Day partying
I can't come to work today, I have the Shamrock shakes after the green beer at Paddy's last night.
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The act of shooting cum on a females face.
I gave Jane a nice shake shot lastnight.
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A synonym for masturbation (self-pleasuring through the rubbing of own's genitalia) much like "wanking", "bashing the bishop", "having a masty" and so on. As "cock" (word used for male genitalia) is also another word for "chicken".
"Man I had the best time Shaking The Chicken over Jessica Alba last night"
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