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The act of peeing in the hole of a toilet as it is being flushed
Someone else didn't flush so I just pulled a Ukranian shotgun
the thing you say when wanting to end something that you consider cringe or bad, getting the shotgun to kill it.
this quote can only be said if you have a shotgun or toy gun to use after the line has been said.
me: sees that BFDI TF fanfic
also me: GET THE SHOTGUN
A Muddy Shotgun is to go for a shit and then instead of wiping you would scoop the shit out of your ass and slather it on your cock. You then stroke your cock using the shit as lube as if cocking a shotgun until ready to “fire”
Ayo bro I’m gonna have a shit. May aswell go for a Muddy Shotgun while I’m at it
A German Shotgun, or German Shotty, is similar to a shotty that most potheads are familiar with, however, instead of placing a blunt backwards in ones mouth and blowing it into someone else's mouth, you instead use a straw to blow the smoke into the recipient's asshole. Another participant then comes and sucks the smoke out of that asshole for a powerful hit.
Douglas took a German Shotgun last night and coughed so hard he puked.
When you insert coins into your erect penis, and then proceed to pinch the end shut while attempting to piss. Eventually, once enough pressure builds, you release your fingers, and the coins, as well as your piss fly out of the urethra.
A homeless man asked if I had any spare change, so I preceded to shoot him with my jewish shotgun.
When you take a box of Nerds; insert the candies into an anus and then that person farts in your mouth.
Last after the bar I went to her house and bought Condoms and nerds at the gas station. We got to her house and she gave me a “Nerds Shotgun”
(This works with nic too) Shotgunning is when you take a hit of your blunt (or nic) and exhale it into your friend’s or partner’s face or mouth.
I was shotgunning a blunt with my friend and he started kissing me with tongue.
I love when he shotguns his blunt in my mouth while we make out.